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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 6: GoJo Phone Holder

December 6, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

I know you are a nerd. You are THAT guy that walks around Costco with your Bluetooth Captain Spock stuck firmly in your ear while you talk to your baby-cakes about what to buy for take out from Changs.

But if you want to be really cool buy yourself a GoJo Phone Holder.

With this All Star hands-free phone holder, you can complete a variety of tasks while answering calls. Two phone holders and 4 suction cups are included, equipping you for hands-free use of both your home phone and cell. The holder slips over your head and adjusts for a comfortable fit, while the suction cups keep your phone firmly attached to the device.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a GJo Hands-free phone Holder. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $9.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Business and Economy, Christmas, Costco, Gift, Gift card, mall of america, Shopping, Television

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 5: Shoes Under

December 5, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Let’s face it guys you are a shoe whore. I know you secretely shop late night on eBay buying BKs, Chucks, Air Jordans and ‘Roos. Now you have a place to stash your fantasy.

Shoes Under

Organize your shoes and maximize your storage space with this shoe storage unit. This fabric unit stores 12 pairs of shoes and slides conveniently under the bed so that your shoes are out of your way but close enough to reach easily.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Shoes Under Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Air Jordan, Christmas, Clothing, eBay, mall of america, Shoe, Shopping, Television

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 3: Deluxe Doggie Steps

December 3, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Deluxe Doggy Steps are ideal for senior or small dogs needing help to get onto couches or beds or just those overly obese pooches that eat way to much cheese. These steps are easy to assemble and the plush acrylic cover is machine washable. Recommended for dogs up to 70 lbs.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Deluxe Doggie Step. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Gift, Holidays, mall of america, Shopping, Television

Gone to the Dogs: Part 3

February 21, 2012 by robertforto 1 Comment

It is true, the world has gone to the dogs. They are everywhere. They lose weight to chase after volkswagens, the bury the cat, they understand the economy and deposit their bones in the back yard.

In this commercial the dogs head out to the woods and play the guitar around the campfire, until…

What is your favorite dog commercial?

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Filed Under: Daily Post, Dogs Tagged With: dog, Recreation, suburu dog tested dog approved, Television

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 9

December 9, 2011 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro

 

 

A gift that every single red blooded American man, woman and child can not live with out: The Batter Pro.

Forget all the hype of healthy foods, and carbs, and lo-calorie sodas. The Batter Prois the gift that keeps on giving!

What a marvelous gift for that college kid in your life that is too much of a nerd to go to the school cafeteria and would rather make gourmet meals in the comfort of his dorm room!

All that glistening glory of french fried potatoes (maybe with a little mustard), fried spam and country fried steak, onion rings, and of course–fried cheese curds!

Do yourself a favor and pick one up for yourself while you are at it. You will be glad you did!

Available today for $3.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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