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Dog Works Radio presents Rob Gutro

June 25, 2014 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Join host, Robert Forto as we welcomes author, Rob Gutro, to talk about his new book, Pets and the Afterlife on Dog Works Radio.

On this episode we talk to the author about the importance of grieving, what life energy is, how our pets communicate with us after they have passed and much more.

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Filed Under: Daily Post, Dog Works Radio Tagged With: Blog Talk Radio, blogtalkradio, dog works radio show, facebook, Pet

Foursquare, goodbye

March 31, 2013 by robertforto Leave a Comment

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Logo for Foursquare (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

There comes a time in every man’s life when he just has to let go.

For some it is the 30 inch waist line they had back in high school when they woo’ed the girls in their acid washed jeans and pegged legs.

For others it is that hobby of collecting Beanie Babies that their neighbor announced on Facebook and he finally came out of the proverbial closet.

For me it is my ‘almost’ four year addiction to Foursquare.

I woke up last Sunday and realized, what in the hell am I doing? I am here collecting virtual badges for no other reason than to one-up my family and friends.

I was once the mayor of my hometown and several others across the country. I had almost 8,000 check-ins and left some, what I thought was valuable, tips at several locations and so many ‘friends’ that I reached my limit.

Why?

I have no idea. I never received any REAL benefit of playing this stupid little game. I did acquire a stalker or two though. One time a lady walked up to me at Home Depot and said she followed me on Foursquare. I don’t even know how she knew who I was since my profile picture was a cartoon of my dog. Another time a dog training client drove ALL the way to Willow so they could check-in at our place.

Like other addiction, I don’t know if I have quite hit rock bottom yet. I still have the app on my iPhone and I just might check in to leave that extra-special tip or maybe snag the next ulra-hip badge.

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Robert Forto is mushin’ down a dream in the wilds of Alaska while with his wife and kids at Fortos Fort

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Filed Under: Alaska, Daily Post Tagged With: app store, Beanie Babies, Dennis Crowley, facebook, foursquare, Home Depot, iphone, twitter

NaBloPoMo:What is the worst game to get stuck playing?

May 14, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

I am participating in the NaBloPoMo challenge for May. It should be a fun one. It is titled: Play.

Today’s topic is: What is the worst game to get stuck playing?

I have said it once and I will say it again. Monopoly.

Yep that is right, the iconic board games has got to be the worst game in the world to get stuck playing.

I once turned down a date with the prettiest girl in school when we were making plans for our first date and she suggested:

“Come on over to my place and we can play Monopoly!”

Hoping she wasn’t suggesting ‘something else’ or somehow there wasn’t a double entendre there but I declined none-the-less.

Monpoly has got to be the most agonizing form of entertainment known to man. Does it ever end? No!

At least back in Lincoln’s day, he passed the time reading books.

Monoply has a good premise. You go around the board and collect your loot while buying up properties and charging your pals rent. Sounds like really life, doesn’t it? No.

Who cares how much wealth you accumulate when it is just funny money.

Hey wait a minute. Isn’t that what got us in the mess in this country? Didn’t it all start with P-BO’s Cash for Clunkers program?

Funny money or not, its 2012 for goodness sake. Who cares who owns a railroad and when can a couple hundred bucks get you out of jail?

I guess if you want you can take a Chance but I’m betting there is more in that Community Chest than a game of monolpy that will take years off of your life, literally. I mean, when has a game ever ended in under sixteen hours.

Who has that kind of time? I would rather spend it on Facebook.

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Robert Forto is mushin’ down a dream in the wilds of Alaska. He and is wife are raising two teenagers at Forto’s Fort.


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Filed Under: Daily Post, NaBloPoMo Tagged With: alaska, Board game, facebook, Games, Huntington West Virginia, Monopoly, NaBloPoMo, Video Games

Scary Movie Bracket: Christine vs. A Nightmare on Elm Street

March 22, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Here at the Fort we love sports, March Madness and scary movies. Play along with us and find out what is the scariest movie of all time, voted on by you, my rabid readers!

See who’s winning and the “official rules”

Scary Movie Bracket Round 2: Christine vs. A Nightmare on Elm Street

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Christine

High school geek Arnie Cunningham falls in love with “Christine”, a bright red 1958 Plymouth Fury which has seen much better days. Setting himself the task of restoring the car to its original condition, his friends notice that the car is not the only thing that is changing. Arnie seems to spend more and more time with his car. He’s also developed a sort of cocky arrogance which does not seem like the real Arnie at all.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street

On Elm Street, Nancy Thompson and a group of her friends including Tina Gray, Rod Lane and Glen Lantz are being tormented by a clawed killer in their dreams named Freddy Krueger. Nancy must think quickly, as Freddy tries to pick off his victims one by one. When he has you in your sleep, who is there to save you?

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Filed Under: Alaska, Daily Post, Horror, Scary Movie Bracket Tagged With: Christine, facebook, Freddy Krueger, List of A Nightmare on Elm Street characters, march madness, Nancy Thompson, NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship, Scary Movie

Scary Movie Bracket: From Hell vs. Psycho

March 22, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Here at the Fort we love sports, March Madness and scary movies. Play along with us and find out what is the scariest movie of all time, voted on by you, my rabid readers!

See who’s winning and the “official rules”

Scary Movie Bracket Round 2: From Hell vs. Psycho

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From Hell

It is 1888 in London, and the unfortunate poor lead horrifying lives in the city’s deadliest slum, Whitechapel. Harassed by gangs and forced to walk the streets for a living, Mary Kelly and her small group of companions trudge on through this daily misery, their only consolation being that things can’t get any worse. Yet things somehow do when their friend Ann is kidnapped and they are drawn into a conspiracy with links higher up than they could possibly imagine. The kidnapping is soon followed by the gruesome murder of another woman, Polly, and it becomes apparent that they are being hunted down, one by one. Sinister even by Whitechapel standards, the murder grabs the attention of Inspector Fred Abberline, a brilliant yet troubled man whose police work is often aided by his psychic abilities. Abberline becomes deeply involved with the case, which takes on personal meaning to him when he and Mary begin to fall in love…

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Psycho

Phoenix office worker Marion Crane is fed up with the way life has treated her. She has to meet her lover Sam in lunch breaks and they cannot get married because Sam has to give most of his money away in alimony. One Friday Marion is trusted to bank $40,000 by her employer. Seeing the opportunity to take the money and start a new life, Marion leaves town and heads towards Sam’s California store. Tired after the long drive and caught in a storm, she gets off the main highway and pulls into The Bates Motel. The motel is managed by a quiet young man called Norman who seems to be dominated by his mother.

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Filed Under: Alaska, Daily Post, Horror, Scary Movie Bracket Tagged With: Bates Motel, facebook, London, march madness, Marion Crane, NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship, Scary Movie, Whitechapel

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