Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Let’s face it guys you are a shoe whore. I know you secretely shop late night on eBay buying BKs, Chucks, Air Jordans and ‘Roos. Now you have a place to stash your fantasy.
Organize your shoes and maximize your storage space with this shoe storage unit. This fabric unit stores 12 pairs of shoes and slides conveniently under the bed so that your shoes are out of your way but close enough to reach easily.
Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Shoes Under Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!
Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)