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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 7: Quirky Stem Fruit Juice Spritzer

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Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Everybody today thinks they are the next Iron Chef. With the popularity of the Food Network and the Cooking Channel every housewife secretly lusts over guys named Alton, Guy, and Robert Irvine, or Bobby Flay while they sit on the couch poppin’ Pizza Rolls.

If so they need one of these…

Quirky Stem Fruit Juice Spritzer

This innovative fruit juice spritzer from Quirky allows you to spread juice straight from fresh fruit evenly over your meal. Spritz citrus juice over your pancakes, add lemon to your scampi, or add a squirt of fresh juice to your favorite drinks with no mess or fuss. Simply push the hygienic plastic stem into your preferred fruit and squirt. The spritzer can be pulled apart for easy cleaning.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Quirky Sten Juice Spritzer. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $4.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

 

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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 6: GoJo Phone Holder

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Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

I know you are a nerd. You are THAT guy that walks around Costco with your Bluetooth Captain Spock stuck firmly in your ear while you talk to your baby-cakes about what to buy for take out from Changs.

But if you want to be really cool buy yourself a GoJo Phone Holder.

With this All Star hands-free phone holder, you can complete a variety of tasks while answering calls. Two phone holders and 4 suction cups are included, equipping you for hands-free use of both your home phone and cell. The holder slips over your head and adjusts for a comfortable fit, while the suction cups keep your phone firmly attached to the device.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a GJo Hands-free phone Holder. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $9.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 5: Shoes Under

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Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Let’s face it guys you are a shoe whore. I know you secretely shop late night on eBay buying BKs, Chucks, Air Jordans and ‘Roos. Now you have a place to stash your fantasy.

Shoes Under

Organize your shoes and maximize your storage space with this shoe storage unit. This fabric unit stores 12 pairs of shoes and slides conveniently under the bed so that your shoes are out of your way but close enough to reach easily.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Shoes Under Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 4: PJ Jeans

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Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Let’s face it guys you don’t like your lady to look like Skeletor. You don’t mind if she takes a second trip through the buffet at Golden Coral. If this is you then you have to buy this git!

PJ Jeans

Perfect for travel and everyday wear, you?ll look good and be comfy in these stylish PajamaJeans. With super-soft, stretchy material, a modern boot cut and attractive seaming, the PajamaJeans are sure to flatter any figure.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a PJ Jeans. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $39.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 3: Deluxe Doggie Steps

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Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Deluxe Doggy Steps are ideal for senior or small dogs needing help to get onto couches or beds or just those overly obese pooches that eat way to much cheese. These steps are easy to assemble and the plush acrylic cover is machine washable. Recommended for dogs up to 70 lbs.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Deluxe Doggie Step. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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