As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 7: Quirky Stem Fruit Juice Spritzer

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Everybody today thinks they are the next Iron Chef. With the popularity of the Food Network and the Cooking Channel every housewife secretly lusts over guys named Alton, Guy, and Robert Irvine, or Bobby Flay while they sit on the couch poppin’ Pizza Rolls.

If so they need one of these…

Quirky Stem Fruit Juice Spritzer

This innovative fruit juice spritzer from Quirky allows you to spread juice straight from fresh fruit evenly over your meal. Spritz citrus juice over your pancakes, add lemon to your scampi, or add a squirt of fresh juice to your favorite drinks with no mess or fuss. Simply push the hygienic plastic stem into your preferred fruit and squirt. The spritzer can be pulled apart for easy cleaning.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Quirky Sten Juice Spritzer. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $4.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)


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