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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 3: Deluxe Doggie Steps

December 3, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Deluxe Doggy Steps are ideal for senior or small dogs needing help to get onto couches or beds or just those overly obese pooches that eat way to much cheese. These steps are easy to assemble and the plush acrylic cover is machine washable. Recommended for dogs up to 70 lbs.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Deluxe Doggie Step. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 2: Ped Egg

December 2, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

The ultimate foot file. For smooth beautiful feet. Gently removes callous, dry skin. Over 135 precision micro files. Safe to the touch. Traps shavings, no mess. Bonus 3 emery finishing pads included.Colors May Vary.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Safety Gip Handle. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

And hey, this will make the perfect gift if you have that special person on your list with the last name, Ryan…

Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Business and Economy, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Gift, Holiday, mall of america, Shopping

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 1: Gyro Bowl

December 1, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

Today’s gift is the Gyro Bowl

Gyro Bowl is the amazing spill-proof bowl that keeps food in place no matter how much your child spins, turns, dumps or drops the bowl. GyroBowl is specially designed to spin 360 degrees so that the open side always stays up, keeping the contents in the bowl and off of your floor. Gyro Bowl is completely kid-proof and virtually indestructible. GyroBowl is dishwasher safe, making clean-up a breeze, and comes with a snap on lid for easy storage of leftovers.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Gyro Bowl. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $10.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: alaska, Black Friday, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Holiday, mall of america, Shopping

NaBloPoMo: What do you still make-believe?

May 29, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

I am participating in the NaBloPoMo challenge for May. It should be a fun one. It is titled: Play.

Today’s topic is: What do you still make-believe?

While I don’t play make-believe I do believe that in this world of hard realties and second-hand gossip there just has to be something to believe in. I think that the spirit of Christmas allows us to believe in what is inside…

As a child you believe that the magic is in opening Santa’s presents. What you don’t learn till your a parent is that the magic starts long before Santa comes. It starts when your childrens eyes light up with whatever traditions your family follows. Mine is when my children used to help put out the cookies and carrots and a Coke for Santa, and when they help me make our special reindeer food and spread it out on the walk for the reindeer to eat when they stopped by. It’s also when you realize that you never stopped hearing the bells you just needed your children to remind you to listen.

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Robert Forto is mushin’ down a dream in the wilds of Alaska. He and is wife are raising two teenagers at Forto’s Fort.

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Filed Under: Daily Post Tagged With: alaska, BB Gun, Board game, Christmas, Christmas Story, dailypost, Monopoly, NaBloPoMo

Easter vs. Christmas

April 8, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

In today’s world of mass merchandising, big box stores and Al Gore’s Internet putting out the next holiday’s wares before the other one is even over, it begs to question?

Which is worse? Easter or Christmas?

Let us know…

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Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows

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