Nicometer (nik oh mee’ tee awr) – n. A cigarette that exits though a car’s front window and reenters through the back.
* A Sniglet is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn’t. Sniglets are the brainchild of comedian Rich Hall, who with a little help from his friends, wrote a series of books containing Sniglets in the mid-1980s.