Dog Quotes

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner

Dog Quotes

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” –Andrew A. Rooney

Dog Quotes

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.” – Fran Lebowitz

Dog Quotes

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley

Dog Quotes

“Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler