Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle
In todays world of million dollar home makeovers fueled by countless D.I.Y. Networks, a Canadian contractor that will do it right or not at all, and some guy named Bob that started it all then sold out to Sears, we bring you the gift for that bathroom that your loved one remodeled that forgot about the most important thing–slipping in the tub!
Whether it is Grandma, the weekend warrior that thinks he is still 20 and all about playing a game of catch with the ‘boys’, or your kids trying to get in and out of the tub and literally having to jump in because it so high off the floor– all of these folks need aSafety Grip Handle today!
With a patented suction cup locking system that is guaranteed not to slip–
funny the package said that about my no-fog shower mirror I use for shaving that constantly fogs and falls off in the middle of the night and scares the dog half to death–
and a beautiful white and blue finish to match any decor… How could anyone go wrong with the Safety Grip Handle.
Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Safety Gip Handle. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!
Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)