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As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 6: GoJo Phone Holder

December 6, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

I know you are a nerd. You are THAT guy that walks around Costco with your Bluetooth Captain Spock stuck firmly in your ear while you talk to your baby-cakes about what to buy for take out from Changs.

But if you want to be really cool buy yourself a GoJo Phone Holder.

With this All Star hands-free phone holder, you can complete a variety of tasks while answering calls. Two phone holders and 4 suction cups are included, equipping you for hands-free use of both your home phone and cell. The holder slips over your head and adjusts for a comfortable fit, while the suction cups keep your phone firmly attached to the device.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a GJo Hands-free phone Holder. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $9.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Business and Economy, Christmas, Costco, Gift, Gift card, mall of america, Shopping, Television

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 4: PJ Jeans

December 4, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Let’s face it guys you don’t like your lady to look like Skeletor. You don’t mind if she takes a second trip through the buffet at Golden Coral. If this is you then you have to buy this git!

PJ Jeans

Perfect for travel and everyday wear, you?ll look good and be comfy in these stylish PajamaJeans. With super-soft, stretchy material, a modern boot cut and attractive seaming, the PajamaJeans are sure to flatter any figure.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a PJ Jeans. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $39.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Gift, mall of america, Santa Claus, Shopping, Skeletor

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 3: Deluxe Doggie Steps

December 3, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Deluxe Doggy Steps are ideal for senior or small dogs needing help to get onto couches or beds or just those overly obese pooches that eat way to much cheese. These steps are easy to assemble and the plush acrylic cover is machine washable. Recommended for dogs up to 70 lbs.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Deluxe Doggie Step. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

Available today for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Gift, Holidays, mall of america, Shopping, Television

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza. Day 2: Ped Egg

December 2, 2012 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

The ultimate foot file. For smooth beautiful feet. Gently removes callous, dry skin. Over 135 precision micro files. Safe to the touch. Traps shavings, no mess. Bonus 3 emery finishing pads included.Colors May Vary.

Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a Safety Gip Handle. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!

And hey, this will make the perfect gift if you have that special person on your list with the last name, Ryan…

Available today for $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: Alaska, As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Business and Economy, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gals, Gift, Holiday, mall of america, Shopping

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 5

December 6, 2011 by robertforto Leave a Comment

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Easy Feet

Todays gift profile is probably one of the most bizarre and only intended for the special someone on their list who is either very lazy or has EVERYTHING and you are down to a gift like this just so that it doesn’t end up in the closet or worse; the trash!

But when you think about it, it is pretty innovative. It sure beats slipping in the tub or have to paste those cool little flower gripy things on the tub floor. But hey they do come in lots of cool colors don’t they?

Available today for $14.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

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Filed Under: As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza, Daily Post Tagged With: Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, Gift, Holidays, mall of america, Shopping

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