Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
I know you are a nerd. You are THAT guy that walks around Costco with your Bluetooth Captain Spock stuck firmly in your ear while you talk to your baby-cakes about what to buy for take out from Changs.
But if you want to be really cool buy yourself a GoJo Phone Holder.
With this All Star hands-free phone holder, you can complete a variety of tasks while answering calls. Two phone holders and 4 suction cups are included, equipping you for hands-free use of both your home phone and cell. The holder slips over your head and adjusts for a comfortable fit, while the suction cups keep your phone firmly attached to the device.
Order yours today– but you’d better hurry Christmas is right around the corner. I bet you can’t wait to see the joy on their faces when they tear open the package and finding a GJo Hands-free phone Holder. Well look at it this way, it’s not a can of Simonize!
Available today for $9.99 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)