As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 14

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster

 

I am a dog trainer and I am around dogs all day and one thing that I can not stand is annoying barking from my dogs or any one else’s. Teaching a dog not to bark is like teaching a kid not to play video games or to stay off MY SPACE. It is an uphill battle but it can be done.

With the Bark Buster you can stop that annoying barking guaranteed or your money back. Wait a minute… why would I want to promote a product that will take business away from me? I’ll tell you why. I am only one person and there are millions of dogs out there and I cant solve the worlds barking dog problems, much less find a cure for polio or end everyone’s addiction to Facebook and the Internet…

But the Bark Buster can and will stop all that barking!

Order yours today. Hey, here is a gift idea. Do you have a neighbor who’s dog barks? Why don’t you order a Bark Buster for them and sneak over in the middle of the night and set it up in their backyard.

Look at all the good you will do: World Peace (at least in the neighborhood) a gift for your neighbor, and a gift for you. The gift that keeps on giving!

Available today for $17.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s) Batteries Not Included

 

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