Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift
In the day an age of the Great Recession and people moving back in with mom and dad (even at 40!) what more of a perfect gift this holiday season than the Forearm Forklift.
Are you tired of arguing with your spouse, your kids, the neighbor down the street that his helping you move for the hopes of a free beer? Is your spouse too short or lets face it–you are not strong enough– to move that 72” flat screen that you got on credit at Bills House of Layaway and Emporium? You need the Forearm Forklift!
The Forearm Forklift makes a great gift for everyone on your list–whether they are forced to move in the middle of the night, getting kicked out of their house by the bank or mom and dad are tired of you living in their basement.
Order the Forearm Forklift today and you had better order one for yourself, you never know when you will need it.
Available today for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)
