Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knives
The Ginsu Knife collection was one of the first things I ever purchased online. It is the mother of all knife collections. It is said to have a 50 year warranty and if they were supposed to never go dull.
In the 30 minute infomerical that really started it all, they cut through bricks and nails and then sliced through tomatoes and prime rib so quickly it looked like a stick of warm butter before grandma baked cookies.
You can buy today for only $9.95 (plus shipping and handling, of course)
Day 1: Ginsu Knife Collection
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